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vivesector
a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected
so far he has "vivisected"
5 derailleurs
4 forks
3 frames
4 seatposts
3 sets of pedals
3 headsets
8 cranks
3 saddles
5 brakesets
12 shifters
24 rims/wheels
0 bars
673 derailleur hangers
bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector
5 derailleurs
4 forks
3 frames
4 seatposts
3 sets of pedals
3 headsets
8 cranks
3 saddles
5 brakesets
12 shifters
24 rims/wheels
0 bars
673 derailleur hangers
bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector
vivesector by mountianbikeman June 3, 2010
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Vivisecrettakis
Vivisecrettakis deserves more hype than charli d'amelio she is a queen and needs to be a famous star, she is also really sweet and can comfort you all the time!
Someone: hey vivisecrettakis
Vivisecrettakis:hey what's up
Someone:can you hug me
Vivisecrettakis:sure ily
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Someone:can you hug me
Vivisecrettakis:sure ily
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vivisection
The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... hey, the above guy didn't give a good def so I cut 'n' pasted from Dictionary.com...
There's a chicken on the table.. tied down by leather straps. The smiling scientist comes over with a large knife while the chicken tries to get away. Then, the smiling scientist jabs the knife into the chicken's side, trailing down its organs, allowing the lungs and liver to fall unto the table. The chicken, miraculously, is still alive but in a world of hurt. The smiling scientist then grabs a small hammer and smashes the fowl-play's beak. This sends the poor poultry into shock, then dies in pain as the smiling scientist gently snaps its ribs out of its bloody chest.. one by one...
vivisection by Eric Melech June 10, 2005
vivisector
Named for victor vivisector, the villain in Furry Force. He has an obsession with nefarious deforestation.
During sex, when about to cum, reach down and grab a fistful pubes (hers or yours, depending on your mood) and rip them out, while screaming out “ew, your fur is all wet and matted”
During sex, when about to cum, reach down and grab a fistful pubes (hers or yours, depending on your mood) and rip them out, while screaming out “ew, your fur is all wet and matted”
Last night I watched furry force cuz I have a bestiality kink, then I fucked carol and gave her the vivisector. She was not impressed.
vivisector by Misterfister0 October 1, 2021
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