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vivisector

Named for victor vivisector, the villain in Furry Force. He has an obsession with nefarious deforestation.

During sex, when about to cum, reach down and grab a fistful pubes (hers or yours, depending on your mood) and rip them out, while screaming out “ew, your fur is all wet and matted”
Last night I watched furry force cuz I have a bestiality kink, then I fucked carol and gave her the vivisector. She was not impressed.
vivisector by Misterfister0 October 1, 2021
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vivesector 

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected
so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector
vivesector by mountianbikeman June 3, 2010
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vivisection 

The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... hey, the above guy didn't give a good def so I cut 'n' pasted from Dictionary.com...
There's a chicken on the table.. tied down by leather straps. The smiling scientist comes over with a large knife while the chicken tries to get away. Then, the smiling scientist jabs the knife into the chicken's side, trailing down its organs, allowing the lungs and liver to fall unto the table. The chicken, miraculously, is still alive but in a world of hurt. The smiling scientist then grabs a small hammer and smashes the fowl-play's beak. This sends the poor poultry into shock, then dies in pain as the smiling scientist gently snaps its ribs out of its bloody chest.. one by one...
vivisection by Eric Melech June 10, 2005

vivisect 

To dissect, operate, or cut up a still living person or animal.
He performed a vivisection on him, attempting to remove the bullet.
vivisect by Lichdom January 2, 2012

vivisection 

vivisection is scientific fraud
for more authentic results vivisection should be used on convicted peados,rapists and terrorists.
vivisection by monkey in a cage September 30, 2006

vivisection 

FUCK VIVISECTION I'd like to see that shit being done to humans, and seeing how everyone reacts
Vivisection is scientific fraud
vivisection by diva November 17, 2004
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