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Viseu is basically a fusion of all insults you can think of, it is commonly used to describe retarded bitches with no use to society.

It can also be used as a verb when something bad or retarded happens in your life.
This teacher is such a Viseu, she should just retire,
Fuck, I just got Viseud.
Viseu by LeBoss6 May 23, 2016
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The name means special.

Yes Visesh is so special. When you are with him you will feel that you are special too.

He is an introvert but when he open up to you , you will surely enjoy his presence.
He is caring , lovely , very handsome, the very ideal and special person anyone ever met.
When you depressed, definitely Visesh is the booster.
visesh by Bb❤️ November 24, 2021
a technical glitch specific to the Windows Vista operating system.
I just installed a bunch of updates and my media player is all jumpy.

Must be a vissue.
vissue by Placenta Claus February 5, 2010

visexually 

Living vicariously through someone else's sex life
John got laid last night and told his married friend who lives visexually through John's sex-life.
visexually by Skittle Titties January 24, 2015

Visexual 

Adjective for a person, especially a woman, who only engages or desires to engage in sexual activity with a vibrator.
Did you hear that you have an 11% chance of female orgasm in any given hookup with a man? Enough to turn me visexual!
Visexual by Visexual Helen May 2, 2020

visexual 

A person who is sexually aroused by violence.
Cop: "Did you witness this man get curb-stomped?"
Visexual: "Ohhh yeah, and I totally jizzed in my pants."
visexual by Ibetuhave September 22, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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