vinternet 

Internet that is only from a wire and not Wi Fi like all clear thinking people have - comes from vintage internet connection and old parents

Man I was over at Saskia's last night and they only have vinternet in the lounge - such a drag we could not send our pix of our vag's to our friends on FB - so 2010, as their parents looked on

vinternet by eeyoredonkey March 4, 2011

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)

Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet by zuccsucc May 24, 2018

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019

Strongest Army On The Internet 

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

Strongest Army On The Internet by greg4life November 12, 2018

internet sex symbol 

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)

person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??

internet sex symbol by perseus69 September 5, 2021

Internet points 

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

Internet points by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Experimental Internet Gas 

This is an absolutely baffling term originating from Marvel's New Warrior's comic reboot. The experimental internet gas gave a character called Screentime (a meme-obsessed teen superhero - literally) his special powers after his grandfather made the gas. This is a legit Marvel creation.

What.

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."

Experimental Internet Gas by Clockwork Caracal March 19, 2020