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internet comedy 

A Guide to Ranking Your Internet Comedy

In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.

As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
Your jokes are f'n hilarious, you're peaking internet comedy.

internet commando 

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.
I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.
internet commando by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

Internet Coma 

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.
I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!
Internet Coma by Joe Salone December 28, 2010

internet communist 

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.
Oh god, it's another internet communist.
internet communist by A Dickey? September 27, 2017

internet community

An online group full of annoying "roleplayers", horny teenagers, pedophiles, hackers, butthurt 9 year olds, stupid people who think they're talented by shouting a few words, (like Damn Daniel, o my god he need some milk, etc.) gamers, and assholes that have nothing better to do than insult people for no reason and call others out for one little typo in a message. Often spotted in chat rooms.
Hello everybody, and I'm your host. Today we will be looking at The Average Internet Community.

Alex (any rp): Heyy everyone
Hornyteen: Hey my sexy love :3
Hornyteen: wanna exchange nudes? ill send a boob pic :)))
Alex (any rp): Sure :3
PedoMan: Ooooh sexy. Very nice, cant wait to see those pics.
Hornyteen: Eeewww ur disgusti ng u pedo...
XXXEPICHACKSXXX: Um hey guys. Just stopped by to say that I'm hacking the NSA.
xxCallOfDutyRocksxx: NOOOOOOOO!!!11! FUCK YOU MY DAD WORKD AT THE NSAA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11111 X(((((((((((((
Decent Human Being: What is going on in this chat room?
IAMSOTALENTED: HEE NEED SOEM MILK!!!!!
Asshole: @Decent LOL bitch. Get the fuck out of this chat room.
Decent Human Being: What?

So, as you can see, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS.

Internet Community

A group of people within a different website. Most internet communities are known to be toxic though as most of them are filled with trolls, cyberbullies, pseudo-intellectuals, perverts, pretentious douchebags, edgelords, snowflakes, and idiots (not all the people from all communities are like that, but a majority of them are).

It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.
There's a reason why I left the internet in the first place because I never get involved with any internet community because a lot of communities suck dicks and you know it.
Internet Community by CelticEagle February 12, 2019