victarding

When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.

Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!

victarding by Puntastic February 24, 2010

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victoring

Verb
To get drunk, puke and sleep within at least 5 meters of the last location where you puked.

"Yo man, awesome party but where did mike go after 5 am?"
"He was victoring somewhere under a bridge, close to the party"

victoring by stevegek_ April 11, 2009

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victarding • victoring • VonTarding

Victoring

When someone receives a text message, looks at it and never replies.

I texted Bill to come out but he's probably victoring as usual. CLASSIC BILL

Victoring by BD4990 September 13, 2017

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VonTarding

1. to be the worst possible roommate; to make messes, make noise, play a ukelele, not know who Will Ferrell is, to complain but not solve.
2. To be a total douchebag.

ROOMMATE: "wait, wait.. is Penelope Cruz Tom Cruise's wife, or daughter?" ....... "Wait, wait.. Slumdog Millionaire is a MOVIE??" ....... "Wait, wait... What are the Oscars for?" (the last question was asked after the majority of the Academy award show had just been watched.

EVERYONE IN ROOM: "what a VonTard"
"yeah, he's totally VonTarding."

VonTarding by One More Week!!! April 23, 2009