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vietnamese landmine 

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.
I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

veitnamese landmine 

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room
Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby
veitnamese landmine by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

vitnamiese landmine 

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere
Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

Vietnamese Land Mine 

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026