viagini

When you find her g-spot and rub it, a viagini pops out and you get three wishes.

Her viagini gave me a new car!

viagini by Vivi2020 June 15, 2014

Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

Meat Virginia by Darren Besert October 25, 2018

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

nigger virginity by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

National Virginism

National Virginism is an extremist right wing political ideology based on national socialism. The ideology focuses on uniting a strong totalitarian virgin government ruled by virgins. National Virginsists believe that virgins are the best type of people in the world and they are more superior than Non-Virgins. They think virgins are being oppressed and mistreated by non-virgins, so they classify Non-Virgins to be sub-human creatures that should be killed and wiped off the planet. Non-virgins are to be sent to a famous death camp called the 'virschwitz', where they will be forced into harsh labor and later executed. This extremist ideology aims to ban sexual activity and pornography as it is related to losing virginity. Losing Virginity in a National Virginist society is considered a crime which is punishable by death and it's frowned upon by many Virginists. The ideology DOES support things like economic freedom and markets, militarisation, protecting virginity, exploitation and virgin rights . Being a virgin is an honor not a privilege, virgins should be proud who they are and respect each person's virginty.

National virginism will spread all over the world.

National Virginism by Virgin führer December 23, 2020

Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.

Virginia Farm Boy by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010