vextos

A person who purposely annoys others.

Man, he's trolling on discord again.

Who?

That vextos guy

Oh it's probably because his wife's a whore.

by TimesAreToughMan January 28, 2022

Ventosity Phenomenon

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.

When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Ventosity Phenomenon

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in a car and the stench blows back in your face.

Paul asked Rene, what is that stench, did you fart? Rene responded--yea about 10 minutes ago, but I just turned on the ventilated seat, so your experiencing the Ventosity Phenomenon

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Ventosity Phenomenon

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.

When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

ventosusnotaphobia

The fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia

It was so windy the other day, I felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as I passed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.

by zebra716 April 14, 2014

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Ventoscillate

The act of venting and oscillating simultaneously with/from the butt hole, resulting in a potent gas which WILL permeate throughout the room.

Brett: Dude will you stop venting... it f***ing smells. WOW, and your oscillating at the same time?..... ventoscillating douche!

Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!

by BronBorman69 January 8, 2010