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vextos by TimesAreToughMan January 28, 2022
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Ventosity Phenomenon
when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.
When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon
Ventosity Phenomenon by catboxIII February 23, 2022
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vextos • Ventosity Phenomenon • Vextor • Ventosa • Ventoscillate • ventosusnotaphobia • vetosexual • vextol • vexton • Vextorn
Ventosity Phenomenon
when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in a car and the stench blows back in your face.
Paul asked Rene, what is that stench, did you fart? Rene responded--yea about 10 minutes ago, but I just turned on the ventilated seat, so your experiencing the Ventosity Phenomenon
Ventosity Phenomenon by catboxIII February 23, 2022
Ventosity Phenomenon
when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.
When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon
Ventosity Phenomenon by catboxIII February 23, 2022
ventosusnotaphobia
The fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia
It was so windy the other day, I felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as I passed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.
ventosusnotaphobia by zebra716 April 14, 2014
vetosexual
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
vetosexual by n008a April 12, 2009
Ventoscillate
The act of venting and oscillating simultaneously with/from the butt hole, resulting in a potent gas which WILL permeate throughout the room.
Brett: Dude will you stop venting... it f***ing smells. WOW, and your oscillating at the same time?..... ventoscillating douche!
Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!
Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!
Ventoscillate by BronBorman69 January 8, 2010
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