A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.

Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

Lefheim-Vector Disease by Defenestrating Raccoon May 7, 2021

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Vextrove

Not fluffy.

I (Vextrove) approve of this definition.

Vextrove by Vextrove May 10, 2020

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VECTORED

ROASTED TOASTED

THIS IS FOR YOU because you just got VECTORED

VECTORED by Dracula101anteater December 28, 2019

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Vectored

When you do something horrible and feel great about it

When your brother breaks your controller so you break his spinal cord : Get vectored

Vectored by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019

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Vektor

The best fucking band of the Thrash Metal revival. The band formed in 2002 in Tempe, AZ. What makes them so special is that when a Vektor song plays on your iPod you know it's them without looking at the screen, the have a very unique style. The most noticeable thing about Vektor is the vocals, which cosnist of black metal style vocals and insane high pitched screams, that sometimes remind me of... eagles (NOT the band). Their music could be described as Progressive Thrash Metal.

Members:
David DiSanto- Guitar and Vocals (2002-present)
Erik Nelson- Guitar (2004-present)
Blake Anderson- Drums (2007-present)
Frank Chin- Bass (2008-present)

Past Members:
Mike Tozzi- Bass (2005-2008)
Adam Anderson (unknown if he is Blake's brother)- Drums (2005-2006)
Kian Ahmad- Drums (2006-2007)

Discography:
Nucleus (demo) (2003)
Demolition (2006)
Demo (demo duh!) (2007)
Black Future (2009)

I could give you even more info, but I have a life to live :D
For more info, go to Metal Archives.

Random dude: Dude, why ain't you answering your phone?
Me: Sorry man, I've been listening to Vektor's Forsests of Legend for 7 hours straight really, REALLY loud.
Random dude: Ah, ok. I feel you man!

Vektor by Accelerating Universe July 17, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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