ventosusnotaphobia

The fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia

It was so windy the other day, I felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as I passed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.

by zebra716 April 14, 2014