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cool person, questioning osdd. Yes this is stupid but a year ago I made wolfiechan361 and I wanna find funny ass comments on the mug part or whatever

oh vexton? She’s a questioning osdd system!

Oh, that’s cool. I hope they find out soon *smiley face idk*

vexton by me- wolfiechan361 May 4, 2022

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Veston

To have a massive cock and bollocks

Those fews brothers are a right pair of vestons, i cant help but look in the showers.

Veston by Herb Eaversmells June 3, 2019

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venton

The best human in the world. He would help any body or anything that needs help. He would make anybody day even if you at your worse. Also a happy person but don't get on his bad side, because he loves to get even.

You where a venton when you help that little kid out the car.

venton by Venton November 11, 2017

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Velton

A young man whom is very active. He tends to act tough but when it comes to his gf hid heart is kind. He is normally a football player. A good one at that. Velton's are sometimes sneaky as well, but a good friend

Velton your suck a handsome guy

Velton by BigdoggS June 18, 2018

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vexting

(V) The act of sending or receiving purposefully upsetting texts, usually from an angry ex, when he or she KNOWS you're out enjoying yourself without them.

Nicole: Yo, who keeps blowing up your phone?
Yania: You know who it is! He is vexting the sh** out of me!!!
(They move towards the bar)

vexting by LupaLatina December 16, 2009

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Vetonoob

The little kid who obnoxiously screams multitudes of "VETO! VETO!" into the microphone if they don't like the map that is chosen for the party, thinking it will actually change the outcome instead of just getting them muted.

VETONOOB:"Aww, I hate this map. Veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto..."

PLAYER 1:"Shut up!"

(mutes the vetonoob)

PLAYER 2:"Yeah, your a faggot!"

(also mutes the vetonoob)

Vetonoob by the_frew May 2, 2009

vixtonite

An inhabitant living in the refreshed and increased 50-ies utopian newtown area Vixton (aka Vinsta/Vallingby, VIX) in the western district of Stockholm, Sweden, EU.

He is acting like a Vixtonite, like a crazy dude, from the little futuristic music and entertainment city that never sleeps.

vixtonite by tomers June 27, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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