verbossity 

Individuals displaying verbossity cannot stop giving orders, making demands, offering explicit instructions, and delivering edicts.

Bridezilla has spent her whole wedding telling people what to do. Her verbossity is off the charts.

verbossity by SingsLikeHell July 19, 2012

terminal verbosity 

N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.

I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.

terminal verbosity by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity

a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.

Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity by Tomcat07 January 9, 2006

Verboshitty 

Something or someone that acquires or possesses shittiness because of its own verbosity or the habit of speaking more than required.

I don't really like java as a programming language, one reason is its verboshitty.

Verboshitty by Violee21 February 19, 2022

Verbosity 

adj.
Verbal diarrhea. A person exhibiting verbosity does not know when to shut up.

Sue talks WAY too much. Her verbosity astounds me. She's the queen of the TMI.

Verbosity by Boomerang4 May 15, 2006

Filthy Verbosity 

Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.

Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.

^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.

Filthy Verbosity by socialtheoristdouchebag March 18, 2011

verbocrity 

possessing only a mediocre, ordinary, or inferior ability to express something in words.

written or spoken words devoid of emotion or style.

Her verbocrity was mind numbing, so I quit reading her Facebook messages.

verbocrity by laura thomas October 24, 2008