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venzon by Someoneinsomeplace June 7, 2021
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Venonatting 

Similar to Venusauring, Blastoising, and Charizarding

When you put rat poison and bugs in your mouth before giving your female partner oral pleasure. As you assume the position, you spit it all out into her gaping hole screaming "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
"Larry's girlfriend was rushed to the E.R. last night for poisoning because they were Venonatting!"
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Demi god; A walking diety. Gracious yet fierce, impractical yet practical, you have power and ability to choose Any destiny you want, you have an inherent courage and endurance to achieve "The Impossible Dream". Both emotional and possessive, you hold great responsibility and can be both practical, and impractical. You are the marrying kind, and have an eventful, exciting life. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily, always looking to improve yourself in society.
The great venson walks among us in many forms.
Venson by Vense March 14, 2017
The best human in the world. He would help any body or anything that needs help. He would make anybody day even if you at your worse. Also a happy person but don't get on his bad side, because he loves to get even.
You where a venton when you help that little kid out the car.
venton by Venton November 11, 2017
Is a person who often tells horrible jokes. Extremely awkward situations ensue.
Man, that guy just made a Veneon, he embarrassed me and his whole ancestry.

A tie on a t-shirt? Don't be a Veneon man.
Veneon by KajDran November 8, 2011

Venmonkey 

A countable concrete noun used to address an individual, multiple people, or the public on Venmo. It is typically used in the description of the transaction prompted by the question, "What's it for?"
She paid a small public donation to a local nonprofit saying, "Attention, fellow Venmonkeys. This organization needs your help!"
Venmonkey by sirpootiefufu May 5, 2020
Venzos is the type of person to fart in your root beer before giving it to you. Being one of DasGasDom3’s closest friends, he is slowly turning homophobic each day.
Him: Please don’t bomb us.

DasGasDom3: Oh stop it bae, it’s just venzos.
Venzos by Migur July 13, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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