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Venison

1) A word to describe a Spaced-out, mong-head who is usally ginger and can run very fast. He is very pastey with quite skinny legs.

2)A Venison is someone who plays football in the fashion of a headless chicken. If he plays for a period of longer than 1 minute he will get very red.
Oi blud, stop acting like a Venison you absolute mong face.

Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.
by Hammie Guy March 30, 2008
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venison

A certain part of the body that a deer has, that is used for meat.
Karen shot the deer, and later on, cooked and ate the venison that came from it.
by Alexi August 31, 2003
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venison chili

The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.
Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.
by PharmRx14 March 19, 2014
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Venison Chin Strap

All these words have a seperate meaning, but when Venison, Chin and Strap come together they become very powerful and they represent pointless stupidity, entertainment and humor. To be named 'Venison Chin Strap' also suggests great musical talent.
Have you seen the band 'Venison Chinstrap?'
by Tracy Bentley November 13, 2003
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venison hat

Shoving your head up a sexual partners rectum and saying: "oh dear."
Jeff gave me a Venison Hat last night.
by Zebarron July 31, 2017
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Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.
We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
by goofball2985 March 14, 2025
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petite venison

Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.
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