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North-eastern Italian region.

Home of Venice, Prosecco wine and blasphemys such as "Porco dio!" and "Dio stracan!" etc.

Veneto is also home to the Boari people, most made by farmers, who speak their own dialect: Venetian.

Here's an examples of the Venetian dialect.
"Ghe xe talmente caldo che ghe ho piantao patate e le cressuo puré"

"Veneto xe stupendo! Veneto fino in fondo! Veneto xe el me mondo! Lontano gnanca un secondo!"
veneto by areo batman May 23, 2016
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Il Vento D'oro 

A Piano so powerful that who ever is "lucky" enough to have it play will give enough of anything you need to win a loosing fight no matter how injured or backed into a corner you are.
Traitor 1: thanks for saving me
Traitor 2: no problem, but I could've not done it without Il Vento D'oro

Traitor 1: what?
Traitor 2: You know the piano playing

Traitor 1: what piano?

Crafting Vegeto 

Crafting Vegeto is a popular YouTuber/streamer who is extremely cancerous and is very cute and sweet. He like to watch Jojo and make YouTube vids just on it. He streams almost everyday except for Tuesdays and has a discord server which he is active and talks to his many fans in.

His real name is Samy and was born May 3, 1996, his age is 23 and he is a super hot french man ;))
He has many ships for example:
Craftinzzy (Samy and Tezz)

Smichgeto (Smich and Samy)
Btw did I mention he’s fucking adorable?
I love crafting Vegeto he’s such a great streamer/YouTuber.
Crafting Vegeto by Erentheidot February 11, 2020

venetian blonde 

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.
venetian blonde by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
A BEST friend that will never betray you. A best friend that will always keep secrets if other friends say even if someone needs the information. Veneta is kind, sweet, and nice.
Veneta is sweet.

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

Venetian Step Dance 

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"