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venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

venosauring 

When you whip another with your penis, cum on their back, shouting "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Hey, I heard you were Venosauring that chick from last night.

venusauring 

when you strap a ton of dildos onto your back and use those to pleasure many women whilst defiantly shouting "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
dude 1: Dude, were did all the babes go?
Dude 2: I think they're venusauring with that surfer dude
venusauring by eggmuffinpancake March 13, 2014

Venusauring 

Multiple men get on someone's back with their flacid penises and flap them around your sexual partner while you say "Venusaur use vine whip!"

This sexual act was used in 1990's night club bathrooms when Pokemon was still popular.
Dude: Did you see those guys venusauring last night?
Chick: He must of had his boulder badge.
Venusauring by CakeBro March 11, 2014

Venusauring 

After having sex with someone, cum on their face and slap it with your cock while saying "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
Guy 1: Where did Amy go?
Guy 2: I think Berg is Venusauring her.
Venusauring by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

Venesauring 

When a girl shoves branches up her vag and anus while sucking you off, you must proceed to brutally fucking her with the branches, screaming venesaur until you cum down her throat
I began to venesaur so she ran away scared While I cried over the missed opourtunity to try out venesauring.
Venesauring by bashlynn January 7, 2014
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