Vulching

Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.

Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.

by Cosmobob August 18, 2014

Vulching

Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.

Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!

by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011

vulch

In the context of an online flight simulator: To shoot and kill a plane attempting to take off on the runway.

This was likely derived from players circling an enemy airfield like vulchers once anti-aircraft defences were destroyed.

This can ultimately be considered the "original" online gaming slang definition, owing its roots to the very first graphicly based massively multiplayer online game, Air Warrior in the late 1980's.

I tried to take off but they vulched me!

by "Murdr" September 23, 2008

Vulch

Verb: To steal a person's food without them noticing.

Guy 1: Dude, I just vulched from that guy over there. He has no idea what just happened.
Guy 2: Awesome!

by ThereisnoSpoonman June 27, 2010

vulch

Verb: To vulch - vulching, vulched: The act, or process, of acting like a vulture.

There's another con vulching that guy.

by Cron Stardust May 6, 2008

vulch

For a cat, to sit near a person eating a meal with body language suggestive of a vulture waiting for something to die, esp. if done from a higher vantage point.

I didn't dare leave the table before finishing my ribs, because my three cats were vulching nearby.

by PieterB November 6, 2009

Vulch

When you snap a bowl a out of a bong and take a hit of a fifty nic vape immediately after.

I puked because I tried a vulch.

by ascension_is_here May 25, 2019