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Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.
Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
by Cosmobob August 18, 2014
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people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk
Man, everyone was vulching spots at the gym today
by yogagirl7 May 09, 2012
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People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.
"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."
by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013
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Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.
Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!
by TigerLily7 March 20, 2011
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