velociraped
Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!
velociraped by Abzloot June 23, 2009
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The Velociraped'r
The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.
His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
The Velociraped'r by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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Velocirapstar
Noun, slang
Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.
Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.
"Wow, those screeches must come from a nearby velocirapstar. We better get out of here before it tries to mate with us."
Velocirapstar by Please:Don't May 19, 2014
Velociraptor
Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
"I met a velociraptor"
Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014
velociraptor
velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009
sexual velociraptor
Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.
Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.
Dude 1: Clever girl
Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.
Dude 1: Clever girl
sexual velociraptor by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017
velocirapist
(n.)
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur [rapist that lived approximately 75 to [71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous [Period.
Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [[rape its [prey.
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur [rapist that lived approximately 75 to [71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous [Period.
Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [[rape its [prey.
A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous [Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocirapist. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the [rape comes. Not from the front, but from behind, from the other two rapists you didn't even know were there. Because Velocirapist's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated rape patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable phallus. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He pounds at you here, or here...
velocirapist by Neon Hotsie December 18, 2013
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