Definitions by Abzloot

Ridonculous 

When something is so bonkers it's ridiculous!

Man, see her massive boobs, that chick's tits are ridonculous!

Ridonculous by Abzloot February 16, 2010

Maddoxygenated 

To treat, combine, or absorb some Maddox wisdom into your brain box.

NOTE: Maddox is a popular online satirist who wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" and who is the writer and brains behind the popular online satirical website maddox dot xmission dot com

Wow, have you read the latest Maddox rant? I've been totally maddoxygenated.

Maddoxygenated by Abzloot June 25, 2009

velociraped 

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.

Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!

velociraped by Abzloot June 23, 2009

dial-a-saur 

A dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

"She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!"

dial-a-saur by Abzloot June 4, 2009

dial-a-sore 

A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"

dial-a-sore by Abzloot June 4, 2009