Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
The stereotypical ‘nerd’ of Mystery Incorporated. Usually wearing a baggy orange turtleneck and red pleated skirt, Velma is usually the one to find the most clues, solve the mystery or unmask the villain. Although most consider Daphne Blake the pretty character, Velma also has been adored by a lot of Scooby Doo fans aswell, for reasons like her sweet side with Shaggy Rogers or that she’s the ‘pure’ one of the group. Velma has a brief relationship with Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, however the jealousy between her and Scooby to making Shaggy choose one of them breaks the relationship apart. There are theories that Velma may be a lesbian, due to her appearance and her relationship with Hot Dog Water in Mystery Incorporated.
Velma Dinkley’s quotes
‘Jinkies!’
My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!’
‘Let’s see who is behind all of this’
‘He dumped me for a dog, A DOG!’
Shaggy: Like, thanks Velma, but Scoob and I have already got tonight’s meal covered’
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.