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Velma Slice 

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.
Will you just cut me a Velma slice?
Velma Slice by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice 

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.
How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.
velma slice by midderandMater July 20, 2018
Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.
Velma by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023

velma stans 

godly figures in certain belief systems. created being lesbians and created velma so that they could stan her.
“omg i Stan the velma stans” - jordan
velma stans by the velma stans June 23, 2021

Velma Dinkley 

The stereotypical ‘nerd’ of Mystery Incorporated. Usually wearing a baggy orange turtleneck and red pleated skirt, Velma is usually the one to find the most clues, solve the mystery or unmask the villain. Although most consider Daphne Blake the pretty character, Velma also has been adored by a lot of Scooby Doo fans aswell, for reasons like her sweet side with Shaggy Rogers or that she’s the ‘pure’ one of the group. Velma has a brief relationship with Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, however the jealousy between her and Scooby to making Shaggy choose one of them breaks the relationship apart. There are theories that Velma may be a lesbian, due to her appearance and her relationship with Hot Dog Water in Mystery Incorporated.
Velma Dinkley’s quotes
‘Jinkies!’
My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!’
‘Let’s see who is behind all of this’
‘He dumped me for a dog, A DOG!’
Shaggy: Like, thanks Velma, but Scoob and I have already got tonight’s meal covered’
Velma Dinkley by SupremeBeans March 3, 2019
The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!
velma by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008
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