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someone who grabs my feet and is on drugs
me:typing on my computer

velmin: *grabs my foot and makes fart noises*
velmin by roxylovesvelmin February 7, 2022
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me:SUP BAE

velmin:idc
velmin by roxylovesvelmin August 1, 2022
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Vermin Supreme 

The best presidential candidate ever found in the United States of America.
Vermin Supreme by fr3d t3h ph3lps January 15, 2012
Vermin are pests or low intelligence humans, especially those that threaten human society by spreading filth or destroying intelligence and common sense. Use of the term implies the need for extermination programs. Since the term is defined in relation to human activities, which humans are included vary from area to area and person to person.

The term derives from the Latin vermis (retard), and was originally used for the human-like larvae of certain failures, many of which infest the public education system. The term 'varmint' has been found in sources from when basketball became fashionable.

The term "vermin" is used to refer to a wide scope of idiots, including ballers, skaters, swagfags, fuckboys, jocks, druggies, alcoholics, and people who regularly skip class.

Idiocity-carrying teenagers and young adults are the usual case, but the term is also applied to any human—especially unintelligent—typically because they consume resources which humans consider theirs, such as food and water, without giving anything back to society. Idiots which seek welfare and controlled substances are an example. The American idiot (Verminus Americus), is widely hated by society because of dependance on tax dollars. "Swagsters", which have been widely introduced in urban environments, are also usually considered vermin. Some varieties of nerds and supposedly superior people may also be referred to as vermin by the uneducated masses. All TRUE vermin are, thus, subhuman.
1. Yo Alex, look over there! It's that vermin, Adam!

2. Nevada, you are sick vermin.

3. Hey. Come here you. You are VERMIN.

4. Man, that's just verminous.
Vermin by BigSchlongVermin September 18, 2016

Swag Vermin

The lowest level of swag one can have. The scum of the earth.
person 1: That guy Nathan he's such a scrub.
person 2: Nah he's even worse, he's swag vermin.
Swag Vermin by Swag Mambas Elite November 5, 2012

VerminWatch 

Internet user famous for his eloquence, chemical self-enhancement and trolling techniques.

VerminWatch is an active member of several online communities and can be most often found on urban chat room, Chat-Buddy, where is is vilified and hero-worshipped in equal measure.

Whilst not afraid to speak the truth in regards to his fellow Chat-Buddy users, VerminWatch (also known as 'Verm') has also been known to troll his victims in a manner that is viewed by some as excessive, resulting in many an absconded chatter.

Unabashedly offensive yet oftentimes insightful, VerminWatch will be derided and lauded by many who encounter him.
"Stop attempting to troll, you are starting to sound just like Verm"

"Who is this VerminWatch I keep hearing about?"

Velominati

This is the plural of velominatus. It is also the best cycling community in the world (velomainti.com).
The velominati is the coolest place to spend your time online.
Velominati by velominati April 8, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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