Velma 

Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.

The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.

Velma by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023

velma 

The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.

Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!

velma by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008

Velma 

A culturally appropriated white girl the mass media turned into a puppet for diversity. Basically a token character now.

I used to be Daphne, now i'm Velma.

Velma by Reaper 2.0 May 23, 2022

Velma 

A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!

Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!

Velma by Johnnvel February 4, 2010

velma 

Verb- To search for your glasses on hands and knees.

1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.

velma by Andy September 14, 2004

Velma 

A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.

Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!

Velma by plokiju August 16, 2003

Velma 

1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.

1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.

Velma by HoserHoe November 10, 2004