The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!
by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008
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Verb- To search for your glasses on hands and knees.
1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
by Andy September 14, 2004
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The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo. I pulled it out and gave her a velma
by *Ben* November 28, 2005
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the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.
yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch
by velmahater445 May 05, 2020
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A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!
Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!
by Johnnvel February 04, 2010
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The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.
Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"

Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"

Person A "OK"
by PrometheusNow August 11, 2015
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A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.
Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!
by plokiju August 16, 2003
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