velma

The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!
by The Pimp's Bologna January 28, 2008
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1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
by Andy September 15, 2004
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The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.
...so I pulled it out and gave her a velma
by *Ben* November 28, 2005
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the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.
yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch
by velmahater445 May 05, 2020
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Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.
by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023
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A culturally appropriated white girl the mass media turned into a puppet for diversity. Basically a token character now.
I used to be Daphne, now i'm Velma.
by Reaper 2.0 May 24, 2022
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A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!
Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!
by Johnnvel February 04, 2010
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