velente

a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼

you’re really being a velente right now

by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023

velente

a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼

you’re really being a velente right now

by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023

valente

usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.

Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.

by sanderjo January 15, 2011

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

velenje

5th biggest city in Slovenia. City with the most “gasers” boys with nike air max, nike clothes and electric scooter.

Oh look it’s Velenje

by John Wortt January 3, 2022

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.

Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!

by sexygayboy February 13, 2010

Stephanie velentina ramirez

Stephanie velentina ramirez is a smart pretty girl who can make anyone smile shes precious and derseves the world and much much more shes an actor and singer shes acts in dark town and the girl gang she makes me smile throughout my darkest times

Stephanie Velentina Ramirez is very precious and outstanding girl

by Dogsaremylife July 16, 2018