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Velenje is the 5th biggest city in Slovenia. It has a nice view of ˝gasers˝. (That is the people who wear famous brands-Nike, Adidas, Puma. They are most likely to be Bosnians, Macedonians, and Albanians. There is a big chance of them having gangs and electric scooters. They will most likely be at Mercator or McDonald's). Based on the day, it could look like a really depressing city like Jesenice or a somewhat mildly beautiful city. If you'd like to visit the city I suggest only staying in museums. *Based on real experience*
Luka: Hey. I heard we're going to Velenje. Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Aw damn. That city is full of them gasers. You can't even eat anything nice.
Luka: I mean we could stick to museums. And maybe we could eat pizza at Mercator.
Mike: First of all, the gasers are there and they will threaten you, and second thing the pizza isn't even that good.

Luka: I think we should just stay home.
Velenje by klincnajtegleda January 8, 2023
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