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Velenje is the 5th biggest city in Slovenia. It has a nice view of ˝gasers˝. (That is the people who wear famous brands-Nike, Adidas, Puma. They are most likely to be Bosnians, Macedonians, and Albanians. There is a big chance of them having gangs and electric scooters. They will most likely be at Mercator or McDonald's). Based on the day, it could look like a really depressing city like Jesenice or a somewhat mildly beautiful city. If you'd like to visit the city I suggest only staying in museums. *Based on real experience*
Luka: Hey. I heard we're going to Velenje. Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Aw damn. That city is full of them gasers. You can't even eat anything nice.
Luka: I mean we could stick to museums. And maybe we could eat pizza at Mercator.
Mike: First of all, the gasers are there and they will threaten you, and second thing the pizza isn't even that good.

Luka: I think we should just stay home.
Velenje by klincnajtegleda January 8, 2023
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The English language.
Your Velenge is super amazing!
Velenge by AnaKhandelwal April 24, 2022
a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼
you’re really being a velente right now
velente by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023
a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼
you’re really being a velente right now
velente by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026