veale

a surname in which someone in the family thinks that they have extremely large breasts, but really they have little breast tissue and they are full of fat.

"hey look that girls got huge bazookas"

"nope she hasn't, she's a veale"

by mexicanguy123 April 28, 2010

veale

a confused smelling individual who thinks he is a chick magnet and can take anyone out in a fight.

Veale...See Dirty Sanchez...see stumpler.....see Giant Douche

by G_Prime November 11, 2006

isaac veale

usally very fat and dumb that is the definition of isaac veale

your isaac veale

by the ABC'S September 4, 2016

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

valene

A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.

Valene is a beautiful lady

by Layla343 December 20, 2016

valentines day video

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015