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Originally used by Blues Traveler and road crew members, but known amoung jam band scene members.

To have waited for a person who fails to show up as promised without giving any warning, often because they either found something "better" to do (usually with more prestigious or "beautiful people") or because they got too wasted to make it. As in revealed.

See Veel

Dave knew he'd get Vealed, Phish was in town.

Keith as usual got drunk and Vealed me again.
Vealed by AlcheyKeith December 23, 2005
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Originally used by Blues Traveler and road crew members, but known amoung jam band scene members.

To have waited for a person who fails to show up as promised without giving any warning, often because they either found something "better" to do (usually with more prestigious or "beautiful people" or people with good drugs) or because they got too wasted to make it.

To be blown off.

As in "he revealed his true self".

See Veel
Dave knew he'd get Vealed, Phish was in town.

Keith, as usual got drunk and Vealed me again.
Vealed by AlcheyKeith December 23, 2005
Quiero ir a jugar futbol con mis valedores (Amigos).
Valedor by Larry (la riata) August 14, 2009

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

Valedictorian 

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.
Valedictorian by Malakai April 22, 2006

the valedictorian 

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tiktok user valedance07 

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)
hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale
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