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A person whohas the greatest personality ever! Vonda is contagious, always the life of the party. She is outspoken but never obnoxious or overbearing. She is fiercely loyal to her friends, but don't piss her off; she can be vindictive and has been reported as having a temper, but only if provoked. Has the best booty you've ever seen. Former Miss America, Vonda Van Dyke
Did you see her ass?
Yeah, Vonda's got a motor in the back of her Honda!
vonda by v a April 22, 2011
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the term "vconras" is still largely confined to the USENET newsgroup alt.fashion. it originated as a typo for "congrats" in an instant message session between two members, who decided it sounded much better than the boring and ubiquitous "congrats."
a: hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

b: vconras!
vconras by Xenu2001 July 31, 2008
Vonda is super funny. She can get really moody sometimes. She always talks about her vitamin D. Her favorite word is the F word.
Vonda: "the sun makes you happy, you get your vitamin D from the sun. Sense it always rains here we don't get of vitamin D. So the doctor said we need to take vitamin D so we can be happier."
Vonda by Your best friend😎 March 16, 2017
a hipper, funnier way of saying "congratulations." origin unknown.
"hey, dude, vconras on getting a date with that chick Alice! she is smokin'!"
vconras by Lorenzo2112 July 26, 2008

Vondabag 

A married male who can't seemingly do anything right due to their wife being in full blow menopause.
You are such a vondabag!
ohhh, so your in a vondabag status today?
Vondabag by shambles75 November 25, 2020
A verb meaning: to insert a high-risk component into a software project without due consideration, planning, testing, or acceptance of the inevitable ramifications of failure, often under duress, time crunch, or due to moonlighting.
"It's Friday at 3:30 and I need to leave. I'll vonda that in from home on Saturday."

"Well, of course it doesn't work quite right. I vonda'd that in to hit the deadline."

"Never mind getting approval. Just vonda it in."
vonda by RedShirt58 September 7, 2005