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The vconda enter to Jhope
vconda by Jimin's wifeu April 3, 2018
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A person whohas the greatest personality ever! Vonda is contagious, always the life of the party. She is outspoken but never obnoxious or overbearing. She is fiercely loyal to her friends, but don't piss her off; she can be vindictive and has been reported as having a temper, but only if provoked. Has the best booty you've ever seen. Former Miss America, Vonda Van Dyke
Did you see her ass?
Yeah, Vonda's got a motor in the back of her Honda!
vonda by v a April 22, 2011
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the term "vconras" is still largely confined to the USENET newsgroup alt.fashion. it originated as a typo for "congrats" in an instant message session between two members, who decided it sounded much better than the boring and ubiquitous "congrats."
a: hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

b: vconras!
vconras by Xenu2001 July 31, 2008
Vonda is super funny. She can get really moody sometimes. She always talks about her vitamin D. Her favorite word is the F word.
Vonda: "the sun makes you happy, you get your vitamin D from the sun. Sense it always rains here we don't get of vitamin D. So the doctor said we need to take vitamin D so we can be happier."
Vonda by Your best friend😎 March 16, 2017
a hipper, funnier way of saying "congratulations." origin unknown.
"hey, dude, vconras on getting a date with that chick Alice! she is smokin'!"
vconras by Lorenzo2112 July 26, 2008

Vondabag 

A married male who can't seemingly do anything right due to their wife being in full blow menopause.
You are such a vondabag!
ohhh, so your in a vondabag status today?
Vondabag by shambles75 November 25, 2020
A verb meaning: to insert a high-risk component into a software project without due consideration, planning, testing, or acceptance of the inevitable ramifications of failure, often under duress, time crunch, or due to moonlighting.
"It's Friday at 3:30 and I need to leave. I'll vonda that in from home on Saturday."

"Well, of course it doesn't work quite right. I vonda'd that in to hit the deadline."

"Never mind getting approval. Just vonda it in."
vonda by RedShirt58 September 7, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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