vaxxident

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vaxxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.

by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

by VinDSL April 29, 2021

Vagidentophobia

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

vaccident

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.

In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.

by zortroz May 5, 2009

vaxident

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vaxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.

by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

vaccident

When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake.

"Did you see where my wedding ring went?"

"Sorry. There was a vaccident in the lounge room."

by JediStocky July 29, 2008

vacident

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vacidents in their vehicles after being injected with Covid-19 vaccines.

by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021