vasko'd 

The act of doing anything you possibly can to get laid. Natural stupidity, and lack of skills, causes someone to desperately try to get any attention what-so-ever from a female. Attempts include writing sappy poems, asking people to stay long enough to get to know you, or talking about having to pay millions to be with a women.

Ryan vasko'd last night when he put "the Notebook" as one of his favorite movies on facebook

vasko'd by DanMarkie March 7, 2007

Vasco da Gama 

Club de Regatas Vasco da Gama, usually known as Vasco da Gama or simply Vasco, (after the famous Portuguese explorer of the same name) is a Brazilian sports club from Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, founded on August 21, 1898 (although the football department started on November 5, 1915). It was founded by Portuguese immigrants, and it is still the team traditionally supported by the Portuguese community of Rio de Janeiro.

O Vasco é o time da virada... o vasco é o time do amor
Juninho Pernambucano played at Vasco da Gama from 1995 to 2001

Vasco da Gama by O Almirante June 1, 2007

Vasco da Gama 

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama

Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.

Vasco da Gama by Matt Montgomery: The creator of the Vasco February 3, 2005

Vasco da Gama 

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1

Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.

Vasco da Gama by Warren April 12, 2004

Vasco de Gama 

1. noun. When you put a girl upside down, open her pussy up with pliers, then fill her vagina with water. When her pussy is stretched far enough, you plunge your head in. Named after the man who discovered the Pacific Ocean.

Jake: Hey man, I heard you gave Jessy a real Vasco de Gama last night!
Jonathan: Yeah haha, I hadn't felt like that since I was in my mother's womb!
Jake: Awesome.

Vasco de Gama by cricketycricket June 23, 2017

Vasco De sgama 

Very entertaining and chilled

My nigga is Vasco De sgama

Vasco De sgama by thick dzaddy 27 September 30, 2021