varizan

The act of trying to cross the varenzano bridge. But it’s closed for construction. So you get mad and misspell it so autocorrect gives it its best shot

Dammit the varizan is closed again. There goes my day

by The angry trucker November 23, 2021

Varian

The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.

varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.

by silverwuvs April 11, 2020

Varian

The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.

Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.

by BlackRoseAki January 28, 2019

omicron variant

the latest DLC to Coronavirus: The Game

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"

by anonymous December 5, 2021

sigma variant

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

by mteusz November 28, 2021

B.C. variant

Highly infectious, but slightly weaker strain of the Covid-19 virus, especially pertaining to the origin of the region southwest Missouri, in which the infected victim suffers from the unstoppable urge to violently sneeze everywhere in a 5 meter radius, sniffle at an earthshattering volume, and play either mobile games or Valorant during study halls.

"Bro, Benji cover your mouth！I ain't tryin to get B.C. variant!

by Trip@Knight December 2, 2021

variant

something that differs from the standard form.

Jennet's brightly colored sail appeared to be the only variant in the cluster of white-sailed boats.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006