oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Various toast 

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

Various toast by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive? 

Hell yea!
That’s love!

The question is: is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?

is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive? by Not me 2.0 November 9, 2020

variousanus 

The skill of being able to bend over, touch your own toes and still smile while someone is sticking it to you.

Most employees are variousanus yet they continue to take it.

variousanus by Peter October 6, 2005

various sundry meats 

a combination of typical meats such as beef, pork, and chicken. often found atop a pizza or chinese rice plate.

Dave: "I'll have the rice plate with various sundry meats. low oil. and a side of potstickers"

Jerry: "sounds good"

various sundry meats by Margin Monkey #1 April 15, 2009

Various CW 

Best Combat Warriors clan exists. Active and skilled members and it's growing very fast.

"STOP APEING ON TRAININGS OMG JUST DO DOUBLE LINE OH MY GOD"

(swenzje likes this clan he noticed us omg!!!!!!!!)
scion is lazy emperor lol

Random Person: "What is best Combat Warriors clan?"
Average Various chad: "Various CW!"
Random Person: "Thanks!"
(After this Random Person turned into chad)

Various CW by WarriorAIternativve July 6, 2021

viciously retarded 

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.

Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!

viciously retarded by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006