Virdignity

Another cross between virginity and dignity, this is the word when both are lost at the same time, ie when someone loses their virginity in a very embarassing way.

People can only lose their virdignity once, the most common is because of premature ejaculation, ie 'Stewart lost his virdignity last night because he was finished in 8 seconds.'

Did you hear? Carys totally lost her virdignity when she accidentally screamed out her ex's name at the end.

Oh shit -- Jess lost her virdignity when the person she was having sex with turned out to be related to her.

Virdignity by Octopusrave July 21, 2009

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virdignity

A portmanteau of "virginity" and "dignity," virdignity is the kind of self-respect and pride you can only lose once, and then never again. The end of an undefeated record, falling off the wagon after a long term of sobriety, sharting your pants for the first time (especially when said hard fart happens around witnesses)--these would all be extreme examples of a loss of virdignity. For the most part, one only realizes virdignity exists once it's been lost.

Oh, shit--Chaz just fell down and split his pants! There goes his virdignity at this job!

Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.

Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.

virdignity by Talmanes December 3, 2006

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Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014