Verdigreaves
A clothing item—typically boxers, briefs, or pants—that have been irreversibly stained green after the wearer consumed an excessive amount of green eggs and ham. Or a normal amount of green eggs and ham seasoned with a large amount of salmonella.
"I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
They stained my drawers — gross on my hands. These verdigreaves were once my pants!
I ate the eggs, I ate the ham…
My briefs are green — oh damn, oh damn!"
They stained my drawers — gross on my hands. These verdigreaves were once my pants!
I ate the eggs, I ate the ham…
My briefs are green — oh damn, oh damn!"
Verdigreaves by Some Malleteer June 19, 2025
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