vapestache 

The cold wet mustache that occurs when someone who has a mustache exhales a fat cloud from a vape device.

"Hey bro you want to try a bite of this?"
"Just a sec while I wipe off my vapestache ..."

vapestache by esdraelon October 10, 2022

rapestache 

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache

15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.

rapestache by grumbacher March 6, 2004

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.

That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

vagestacles by Woodmaster of Collinsville October 24, 2008

Vagstache 

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.

Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Vagstache by Dolus May 1, 2012

Vagstache 

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

Vagstache by the DUDE June 1, 2012

vagistache 

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into the shape of a mustache.

I shaved my pubes into a vagistache so when Bob goes down on me he looks like Salvidor Dali.

vagistache by tikitattoos May 12, 2011