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vagistache 

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into the shape of a mustache.
I shaved my pubes into a vagistache so when Bob goes down on me he looks like Salvidor Dali.
vagistache by tikitattoos May 12, 2011
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Vagitache 

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".
A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?
Vagitache by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010
Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache
Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache
vagtache by Grnzook March 1, 2009

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

Vagstache 

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.
Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE
Vagstache by Dolus May 1, 2012

vapestache 

The cold wet mustache that occurs when someone who has a mustache exhales a fat cloud from a vape device.
"Hey bro you want to try a bite of this?"
"Just a sec while I wipe off my vapestache ..."
vapestache by esdraelon October 10, 2022

VaginaStache Wax 

When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax
Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??

Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!

Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?

Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.

Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.
VaginaStache Wax by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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God Shot 

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