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Van wyck Jhs 

Ever thought movies about schools being so bad were fake well your wrong. Van wyck is really that bad, full of thotts, people thirsty for nudes, kids who lost their virginity at 13, fake people(mostly girls), drugs , and people from jjhs trying to get nudes from vw kids. You can even have a former pornstar as a teacher, every teacher is shit, wann be depressed and stressed then stay here.
10 years from now

Friend: I’ve been through hell
Me: Oh I went to van wyck Jhs also what year did you go?
Van wyck Jhs by Daddy kong January 22, 2019

Pulling a VanWychen

Jerking off in a car full of people.
I caught my homie in the back seat pulling a VanWychen

Vanwyked 

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate
Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.
Vanwyked by john ohm December 15, 2008

Gabriel VanWyk 

bitch ass nigga with a fat ass fucking head. usually has a substantially insane amount of brain cells then the average human being.
You seen that white boy Gabriel VanWyk got his shit fuckin whacked in the locker room?
A term used while playing hockey. Which describes a player who slaps shots in the crease and tends to hit the Goaltender in the chest and cause major rib injury's.
That kid "VanWyked" that Goalie pretty hard.
Person 1 "Wheres jon?" person 2 "Hes in the hospital, He got Vanwyked pretty hard when he was playing in net earlier." Person 1 "Shitty deal"
VanWyk by Eddiizz November 11, 2011

vansyckle 

Bro there's the vansyckle, I'm totally feeling a popsicle right now
vansyckle by Bouje June 4, 2017