Vanwyked

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate

Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.

by john ohm December 15, 2008

vandyked

The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache.

"Colbert expertly vandyked the current representitive from the fightin' eleventh. Not to be confused with Newt Gingrich or the dude from Monty Python"

by Colbert Nation Senior Urban Dictionary Correspondent May 9, 2006