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A term used while playing hockey. Which describes a player who slaps shots in the crease and tends to hit the Goaltender in the chest and cause major rib injury's.
That kid "VanWyked" that Goalie pretty hard.
Person 1 "Wheres jon?" person 2 "Hes in the hospital, He got Vanwyked pretty hard when he was playing in net earlier." Person 1 "Shitty deal"
VanWyk by Eddiizz November 11, 2011
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Gabriel VanWyk 

bitch ass nigga with a fat ass fucking head. usually has a substantially insane amount of brain cells then the average human being.
You seen that white boy Gabriel VanWyk got his shit fuckin whacked in the locker room?

Andrew Vanwyngarden 

one of the members of MGMT.
can pull off the hippy/headband look, occasionally singing like a girl, and liking bright colors and unicorns.

hot.
I would like to run around a psychedelic forest with Andrew Vanwyngarden.
Andrew Vanwyngarden by pretend. January 17, 2009

vandyken 

the Vandyken is when you let your partner insert no less than 3 fingers into your anus for sexual pleasure. making ones orgasm longer and more. male or female.
my girlfriend stuck 3 fingers in my ass (the vandyken) while giving me a blowjob.
vandyken by butmancan69 July 3, 2012

Andrew VanWyngarden 

a sinister, handsome and hippie-like pot smoker with a deep sense of worldliness and a wicked voice.
He's the front man alongside Ben Goldwasser in Brooklen's newly world famous band, MGMT
Andrew Vanwyngarden is in the band MGMT, he should come to Tasmania!!!

Pulling a VanWychen

Jerking off in a car full of people.
I caught my homie in the back seat pulling a VanWychen

Vanwyked 

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate
Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.
Vanwyked by john ohm December 15, 2008