vanwert

A name for an African American Male who’s parents decided at birth that he ain’t goin no where in life.

Dad: Ah shit look at this nigga

Mom: Call him vanwert and let him free

by GrapeDrankisha October 7, 2019

vanwert

A clown ass nigga who sucks dick at Xbox

Ah shit I’m vanwertin today

by GrapeDrankisha October 7, 2019

Vanderton University

The fictionalized university that is used for settings in the Lifetime Movie universe.

I graduated from Vanderton University!

by Type2GenomeManiac May 12, 2020

Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.

Vanderton University! Go, team!

by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020

Van Wert

A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.

"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"

by Beat Girl January 28, 2009

vandertuuked

A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one might ask seriously? In most instances the circumstances are unheard of or improbable.

"vandertuuked" -dropping a full bottle of wine(cork down) on your foot and it going through your dress shoe tearing multiple tendons in your foot.

by rollerderbygal May 19, 2009

Vanderton University

A fictional university in many Lifetime movies.

I just got accepted to Vanderton University!

by Word Madman May 12, 2020