A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one mightask seriously? In most instances the circumstances are unheard of or improbable.
"vandertuuked" -dropping a full bottle of wine(cork down) on your foot and it going through your dress shoe tearing multiple tendons in your foot.