vanlam 

being a cunt or an asshole to someone

STOP BEING A VANLAM

vanlam by ballsackckckck May 29, 2017

Varlamoved 

When you think you have a goal and you really don't.

See Mutomboed

Sidney Crosby was varlamoved by Varlamov when his shot was Mutomboed

Varlamoved by rafoolio23 May 2, 2009

Vanamo

Vanamo is a finnish name. It belongs to a person who is very cute and hot at the same time. Vanamo gives the best hugs and has the prettiest eyes in the entire universe. If you ever meet someone like them, you will be the luckiest person in the world.

”Have you ever seen someone as beautiful as Vanamo?”

Vanamo by <456 October 23, 2018

varlamov 

superhuman

(man lifts 10 tons)
"that guy just pulled a varlamov"

varlamov by markko144 May 9, 2009

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Vangama 

A female name

An emotional, nurturing and highly intuitive person

Vangama's are very passionate, creative, secretive, intuitive and caring . They command your total loyalty and undivided attention but they return it in droves. A ride or die friend and partner

Vangama means shine.

Vangama by Nollyy.ww November 25, 2021

VanDam 

(adj.), (v) The quality of acting sober when you are completely hammered.

Mike - Dude, you got so lucky last night. Those cops should have given you a DUI for sure.
Carl - Fuck the police.
Mike - Yeah, good thing you went VanDam on those pigs, or you'd be in jail right now.
Carl - I blacked out man, but I can VanDam any time I want.
Mike - Fuck the police.
Carl - Fuck 'em.

VanDam by FTPTilIDie December 12, 2009