Valamer 

1 *Lord of The Dark.
2 *Shadow of the Night.
3 *Ninja of Stealth and Speed.

1. The Night was forced to come early by Valamer.
2. The Shadow was of Valamer.
3. He Moved with the stealth of Valamer.

Valamer by Timothy Huggett May 3, 2006

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

Valemercialism

Valemercialism (val ah mersh ah liz um) is defined as the act of convincing someone to purchase pointless valentines inspired gifts for ones own personal profit

Benjamin made a mint selling that bitch fake flowers for "Valemercialism".

Valemercialism by Samael The First March 2, 2011