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valamander

1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT

8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting
"you know valamander?"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"
by whole town of braintree November 6, 2008
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Salamander man

A nipple rubbing amphibian who is superior to all other animals. Was kidnapped by the dark lord chin chin and can play the flute out of his nostril.
by Nyesss... June 5, 2016
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Sally The salamander

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!
by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020
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Greasy salamander

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.
I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.
by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018
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Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020
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Salamander Foreskin

An expression and/or word used when referring to something unpleasant.
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
by FILTH78 April 25, 2011
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Salamander Man

Salamander Man: NYYYEEEEEEESSSSS
by DarthD3m0n April 22, 2016
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