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A fucking man with a vagina with balls hanging out

I love my vandygriff

vandygriff by Assface.org January 19, 2018

Words you can keep

Mr.vandygriff

Rawdawging man that eats so much dick

I like your mr.vandygriff

Mr.vandygriff by Assface.org January 19, 2018

vandegrift high school

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.

Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

vandegrift high school by Analclapper May 16, 2020

Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022

Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

Vandegrift Girls by JoeBiden’sleftnut March 8, 2022

Vandegrift Boys

Vandegrift High School has the only boys on planet earth who’s dicks are long than a Vandegrift saxophone. The girls pussies are so big you can see right through it. In other words a literal sex fest

Vandegrift boys: dang girl looks like you got a huge pussy can. I see it in the bathroom?
Vandegrift girls Girl: hell yeah sex all the way

Vandegrift Boys by Your mom.dot.com April 5, 2022

Vandergriff

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device

Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit

Vandergriff by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013

vandriff

Horrible horrible vaginal dandruff. To the point where it looks like the bitch's pussy hair looks like it got snowed on.

"Dude I was fuckin Amber H and she had such horrible vandriff man."
"Same here man! I went muffdiving and almost choked to death."

vandriff by D from Aldy October 2, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026