vandyked

The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache.

"Colbert expertly vandyked the current representitive from the fightin' eleventh. Not to be confused with Newt Gingrich or the dude from Monty Python"

by Colbert Nation Senior Urban Dictionary Correspondent May 9, 2006

vandyken

the Vandyken is when you let your partner insert no less than 3 fingers into your anus for sexual pleasure. making ones orgasm longer and more. male or female.

my girlfriend stuck 3 fingers in my ass (the vandyken) while giving me a blowjob.

by butmancan69 July 3, 2012

Vanwyked

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate

Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.

by john ohm December 15, 2008

Vandyke

To use someone for your own personal gain.

Imma sit here and vandyke while these boys clean my rims

by Lilrichard123 February 23, 2017

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Vandyke

The most common african name

Vandyke

by Aujenaespoor November 11, 2025

mason vandyke’d

to get/ or be taken advantage of sexually against your own will.

last weekend was horrible, i got mason vandyke’d at that party.

by bumzee lover May 9, 2024