A Vampster is an offshoot of Hipster. Only a Vampster is more dark and foreboding. Probably not someone you want to meet in a dark alley when you're drunk and look like a normal Hipster. A Vampster will totally kick your ass for even trying to copy their original style. So you can't EVEN try...A Vampster also owns their own boat.
a cross breed between a vampire and a hamster, a vampster
is easy to recodnize it looks like a human but has enormas buck teeth they have the abilaty to control minds, run super fast, and are only able to survive in cool weather.
GUY# 1:OH MY GOD I THINK THAT GUYS A VAMPSTER!
GUY# 2: no he just has huge front teeth
GUY# 1: oh ok
A hipster who does not like being in the sun. He/She might not go out side or is just always in a hat/hood. They are almost always in indie clothes with designs that no one has seen before. Probably has black hair and pale skin. More than likely owns a boat but rarely uses it. This person will be addicted to caffiene because they never sleep, they say that they do but they do not. These people will raely admit to being hipster and will become very angry when they are told that they are, infact hipster.
Guy: You are such a vampster come out side
vapster: My vampster senses are tingling and they saygo the !@#$ away.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.