Staying out all night and hibernating all day. This lifestyle is usually associated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. Another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. The word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.

Nate: Where is Mike, he hasn't been over in like three days

Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.

Nate: Drunk!

VampireLife by Vandalizer48 May 17, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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