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vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.
When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"
vampire cock by 1029384756 December 29, 2007

Cock Vampire 

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'
Cock Vampire by Nayban November 1, 2005

Cock Vampire 

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.
My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.
Cock Vampire by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

cock vampire 

One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???

E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.

M-What a fat silly cunt...

E-I better run now...

M-May the force be with you.
cock vampire by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006

Cock vampire 

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock
Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock
Cock vampire by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

Cock Vampire 

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
Cock Vampire by MM132 September 20, 2012
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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