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When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.

That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.

Vampire Cock by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008

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vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.

When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"

vampire cock by 1029384756 December 29, 2007

Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.

'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'

Cock Vampire by Nayban November 1, 2005

Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

Cock Vampire by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

cock vampire

One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.

M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???

E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.

M-What a fat silly cunt...

E-I better run now...

M-May the force be with you.

cock vampire by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006

Cock vampire

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock

Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock

Cock vampire by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.

"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"

Cock Vampire by MM132 September 20, 2012

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026