valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

valentine's day

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

by This Cat February 13, 2004

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valentine's Day

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008

valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

by katie was here August 23, 2007