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A guy who sucks at everything, and he's ashamed for everything.
damn you valdik. What a valdik dude!
valdik by valondhino March 4, 2008
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vadikus007 

VADIKUS007 is an ukrainian Twitch streamer mostly known for getting banned in forsen chat.
Mods, ban Vadikus007 and samme1g, perma ban.
vadikus007 by TimusP May 31, 2020
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valdik Valdis valdivia vaidik vaidika valdek valmiki vadikus007 valdin VALDIR
Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit
Damn that girl is thick
"I love valdine so much!"
valdine by lovemyname May 20, 2018

Vadikün 

To accomplish something of epic proportions in a unbelievable manner.
Sergio: Yo boys, last night I rode a narwal to the club, and got with a blacksmith in a hot air balloon.

Dramire: Such a classic vadikün.
Vadikün by Dijon321 January 4, 2011

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
Amazing, funny, rly good looking, charming, caring, sweet, super super super cocky, and the best person ever
Omg he’s such a “Vaidik” and all the people would love him
vaidik by Hellcat14 April 24, 2018

Valdimar 

it is an legendary icelandic name, it means the one who has won many battles, Pussy magnet, Winner and lots more
If only i was like Valdimar then i could beat that guy and fuck that chick!
Valdimar by þubjostekkiviðþessu January 25, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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